U is for ULTRA-VIOLET
Samples are examined under a Ultra-Violet light,
To help traces of body fluids come into sight.
V is for VITAL REACTION
An autopsy examines wounds for the presence of leucocytes,
To check if the victim was alive during the blows, cuts or bites.
W is for WATER
Water found in the lungs indicates death caused by drowning,
Cream pie on the face indicates death caused by clowning.
X is for X-RAY
An X-ray shows us the bones therefore the very astute,
Will deduce that this was a human dressed in a dog suit.
Next week will be the final installment covering letters Y and Z. I can't promise not to resort to zebras...
Forensic Alphabet #1 A-D
Forensic Alphabet #2 E-H
Forensic Alphabet #3 I-L
Forensic Alphabet #4 M-P
Forensic Alphabet #5 Q-T
6 comments:
I love these... as usual.
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Thank Clarissa.
Death by clowning is soooo cute!
That's clowns for you - cute but deadly. It's all laughs and smiles until they sneakily unicycle up behind you and squirt you with a water-loaded flower or cream-pie you to death.
Clever blog!
Thanks.
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